Dear person number one- Your husband is cheating on you.  You can find his ass on craigslist looking for pussy.  You can also check his email (which was left up on my computer) and see the emails from craigslist, along with before and after messages from meeting people, including someone he fucked from his past.  Also, when he didn’t come home for 3 weeks… he wasn’t at his friend’s house.  Oh, and when you would go to work and have him use your car for errands?  He wouldn’t do shit.  He’s hang with the same girl he lived with for 3 weeks.  And when you had bad fights?  It wasn’t a guy that came to pick him up.

Dear person number two- Your boyfriend tells girls that you have an open relationship and that you fuck around on him so he fucks around on you.  He goes on dates with his ex girlfriend.  He calls his ex and tells her how he misses her and loves her and how he’s leaving you and they’re going to live together and have a kid.

Dear person number three- Your boyfriend tried getting with me years ago.  Which, I understand, he tried to get with everyone.  But the amount of shit he talked/talks is only seconded by the amounts of “fuck that bitch” he speaks.  He may not have class and not be able to resist trying to fuck all of Louisville, but I’m thankful I don’t have that quality.